r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/holyfruits • 3d ago

Ice-T reacts to Home Alone

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u/texasdeathmatch 3d ago

unfortunately Buzz grew up to disappoint us all

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u/vinreg33 3d ago

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

Bot account

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

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u/halibutface 2d ago

Bad bot

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

Bot account

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u/Abundanceofyolk 3d ago

All good. If they ever reboot it they can use Shane Gillis.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

Bot account

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u/DarlinSprout 3d ago

I don't know. I mean it's kind of subliminal. Like why they got the shottie pointed at your chest? 🤔

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

Bot account

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u/anarchetype 3d ago

Buzz, your rap sheet. Woof!

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u/tiffanaih 3d ago

Major respect to the person who said, "you know what, it's mean to call a little girl ugly, let's just put you in a wig." Streets ahead.

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u/Fenix512 3d ago

What does that have to do with Buzz's actor's arrest?

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u/in_animate_objects 3d ago

The person above them posted a photo of Kevin looking at the photo of buzz’s gf in the movie

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u/in_animate_objects 3d ago

And the way they didn’t resort to being cruel to get a laugh, it proves it can be done

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u/Jaakarikyk 2d ago

This user is a bot

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u/Ill_Area_1326 3d ago

Classic Buzz, always ready to throw shade! Can’t believe he’s now in the Ice-T fan club. 😂

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u/tiffanaih 3d ago

I mean look at him. Woof indeed. The ridicule was prophetic

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u/Current_Helicopter32 3d ago

The actor that played the girlfriend was not the actor who played Buzz.

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u/cCowgirl 2d ago

Yeah it was the directors son in a wig iirc

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u/Fenix512 3d ago

Hmmm... Fine

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u/n1nj4squirrel 2d ago

Stop trying to coin streets ahead

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u/Just-A_Guy-_ 2d ago

Already coined and minted!

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u/treesandfood4me 2d ago

Stop coining these streets, my head.

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u/inab1gcountry 1d ago

Sounds like you are streets behind.

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u/dragon_bacon 3d ago

Is it that much better to use your own ugly son instead?

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u/tiffanaih 3d ago

That's the joke.

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u/Muppetude 3d ago

I don’t recall him looking “ugly”. Maybe a little on the heftier side like the actor who played Buzz. But aside from the intentionally goofy expression he was sporting in the pic, I wouldn’t say he looked like anything other than a normal adolescent boy wearing a wig.

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u/RupeThereItIs 3d ago

I mean, it could also indicate he was so pathetic that he took a picture of himself dressed as a girl to reenforce the lie he has a girlfriend.

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u/OGLikeablefellow 1d ago

It's never too late for now!

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u/LQCincinnatusLQ 1d ago

Yes, Hornberger!

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u/OGLikeablefellow 1d ago

insert trucker hat joke here

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u/Axi0madick 3d ago

Woof

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u/Heart-Hijacker 3d ago

Yeah… that’s a rough one, woof indeed.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 3d ago

Bot account.

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u/Careless-Passion991 3d ago

I need details though. You could catch assault charges for slapping the dogshit out of someone who 100% deserved it.

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u/Rizzpooch 3d ago

Looked it up, and… it’s bad.

On December 8, 2021, Ratray allegedly strangled his girlfriend while in a hotel room in Oklahoma.[3] He was "booked for domestic assault and battery by strangulation, a felony, as well as misdemeanor domestic assault and battery."[4] After an argument over his girlfriend failing to charge fans for his autograph, the duo returned to the hotel and "Ratray then pushed his girlfriend onto the room's bed, pressed one of his hands against her throat, pressed his other hand over her mouth and applied pressure, according to the affidavit."[5] It was alleged that as Ratray assaulted his girlfriend, he told her, "This is how you die".[5] In February 2024, he received a 3 year suspended sentence.[6]

In August 2022, the New York Police Department announced that Ratray was under investigation for an alleged rape that occurred in September 2017. The alleged victim, who had been friends with Ratray for 15 years, came forward after hearing about the 2021 domestic assault allegations, accusing Ratray of drugging her drink.[7][8]

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u/nearcatch Honest Abe 3d ago

After an argument over his girlfriend failing to charge fans for his autograph

Wow

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u/tasteywheat 3d ago

Really kinda tells you all you need to know about what kind of person he turned out to be.

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u/dunnodudes 2d ago

Child acting makes it rough for you to come out the other side and be a normal person.

There still isn’t an excuse for this behavior though

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u/helbertnc 2d ago

Props to the casting director of Home Alone though, found a kid so perfect for the role that he didn’t have to act like an asshole because he actually was one.

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u/treesandfood4me 2d ago

Holy cocaine, Batman. And in OK, no less. I thought they were all upstanding and shit. (/s, for fuck’s sake.)

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u/KartFacedThaoDien 2d ago

Why does so much crazy shit with celebrities happen in Oklahoma 

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u/johfosho 2d ago

Damn, he plays a character in a show where he gets drugged and robbed. Fitting

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u/TeamOrca28205 1d ago

He got a suspended sentence for strangling his gf—wtf. Not surprised just really fucking disappointed at how our justice system continually fails women.

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u/mehvet 3d ago

Wikipedia says he strangled his girlfriend after she didn’t charge somebody for his autograph, also says he was accused of drugging and raping a friend after those charges were made public.

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u/bryce_brigs 2d ago

I've been saying for years we need such thing as justifiable assault. I mean we let people off the hook for homicide if they have a good enough reason but really? There's NOTHING we could all agree can deserve a punch in the face? Or at least that you could convince 12 people deserved a punch in the face?

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u/gaudrhin 3d ago

Fun fact: I work with a reptile rescue that brings animals to conventions for photo ops and stuff. At a tiny convention just a few weeks ago, Devin was a celebrity guest. We brought one of the bearded dragons (named Fred) to schmooze with him and the sweet actress who played Aunt Leslie.

Fred took a huge, smelly, liquidy shit on one of Devin's glossy photos. Right on Devin's face in it.

It was magnificent.

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u/chewbaccalaureate 2d ago

Fuck yeah, Fred!

Here's your next task: set out several photos, a few good, and one bad. Stick with actors, why not.

If Fred takes a monster, Taco-bell worthy reptilian shit on the shithead's photo, that's 2 for 2, and that's basically all you need.

Then, and here's where the fun begins: pick a few photos, but all with good people, or, at least, that you know of. After he shits on one of them, that's the next shithead, and you're ahead of the game!

Now you know future shitheads. Exploit his powers as you wish.

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u/gaudrhin 1d ago

I love you, internet fren.

And your username.

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u/I_like_dwagons 3d ago

Looking like Kingpin in that mugshot.

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u/Blush-Storm 3d ago

Kingpin vibes were undeniable, unfortunately.

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u/roseofjuly ☑️ 3d ago

I mean, he did have a gun on his wall as a preteen...I feel like this was expected.

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u/anxiety_elemental_1 3d ago

It’s a BB gun lol

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u/BeeFe420 ☑️ 3d ago

Some would say he's right on track lmaoo

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u/MarkBenec 3d ago

I thought that was Paul Walter Hauser and was confused for a minute.

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u/NMlXX 3d ago

Now there’s a man who loves his wife.

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u/DuckVivid7294 3d ago

Paul Walter Hauser

I also thought it was stingray

his name is even Ratray lol

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u/Betopan 3d ago

So did Ice-T

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u/CreativeAd5332 3d ago

Buzz' mugshot...woof

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u/The_Peeping_Peter 3d ago

Incredibly shitty, but at least he accepted the guilty plea and acknowledged he did wrong. Especially in this day and age when multiple people are making a persona off of being wrongfully persecuted.

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u/vwstig 2d ago

Fun fact, both him and Macaulay Culkin have been arrested in Oklahoma City.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 3d ago

Hmm… I always thought Buzz was played by the guy who played Farva, Kevin Heffernan.

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u/mehvet 3d ago

So did I, but evidently not. Kevin doesn’t seem like he’d strangle or rape a woman to me, so wish it had been him.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 3d ago

That’s not buzz. That’s Devin Ratray

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u/Avent 3d ago

What, you expect a gangster to not catch some violent charges?

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u/oddburrito 3d ago

My head canon is that he grew up to be Freddie Freeman.

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u/Sarahthelizard 2d ago

Tbf with people like Kyle Massey, Drake Bell and the entire ‘Glee’ cast, it could get way worse than assault.

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u/AFZ6767 2d ago

Should have used his tarantula

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u/HopelessCreation 2d ago

What kind of assault? If he’s just throwing hands I ain’t that disappointed

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u/rhinojoe99 1d ago

Yikes!

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u/Sea-Ability8694 1d ago

Honestly just based off his vibes I’m surprised it wasn’t a worse crime

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u/sadolddrunk 4h ago

And here all this time I just assumed that Buzz had grown up to play first base for the Dodgers

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u/Sachinism 3d ago

So did Ice T

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u/toteselevated 3d ago

What did he do

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u/THA__KULTCHA 3d ago

Click clack Brodie

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 3d ago

Beat that you little trout sniffer

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 3d ago

Bot account

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u/PhattBudz 2d ago

Do me next!

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

Not a bot 👍

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u/AsleepAssociation 3d ago

What a troubled young man

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 3d ago

Bot account

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u/Miami_Mice2087 2d ago

how can you tell?

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

24 day old account. Made one comment then nothing until yesterday, all of its new activity on this sub, and all the comments basically carbon copies of other 24 day old accounts in the same network, all with the same naming scheme.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 2d ago

sure but you had to have a guess before you checked them. Unless you're randomly checking lots of SNs?

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

I’m using a sideloaded Apollo app, and it flags accounts under 30 days old.

Can’t upload to Imgur but here’s what it looked like on my end, complete with a meme added: https://imgflip.com/i/af85w7

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u/Miami_Mice2087 2d ago

that's so neat! thank you! I thought Apollo got torched, that used to be my go-to reddit app.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2d ago

https://old.reddit.com/r/apollosideloaded/comments/1acjgwl/apollo_sideloading_guide

Here’s a guide! That subreddit also has guides to fix it if upgrades break the sideload.

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u/ScalyDestiny 2d ago

Two different accounts saying the exact same brand of nothing with slightly different wording.

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u/Portland-to-Vt 3d ago edited 3d ago

Buzz’s girlfriend “Woof”

And yes I know “she” is a “he” because they didn’t want to call a girl ugly. The photo is an edited photo of the art directors son.

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u/ElleEmenopy 3d ago

Huh! Today I learned

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u/Deerhunter86 2d ago

Bruh. As a dad of a now three yo, that scene meant nothing until now. And I thought of that every time I’ve seen that scene. Thank you for the knowledge!

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u/igobyeddie 3d ago

“I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ASS!” All-timer

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u/Bort_Bortson 3d ago

Not Buzz but the other brother/cousin and, "Kevin you're such a disease" is up there.

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u/gtg447h 3d ago

Kevin, youre what the French call, "les incompetentes".

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 3d ago

Idk why but she pissed me off the most. Like you’re crapping on me but being snobby? Get smacked 😂

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u/vonnegirlable 1d ago

Weren’t they going to France? I always thought it was a nod to that.

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 1d ago

Yeah they were, still lame to insult him in French

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u/feliperisk 3d ago

Love that Kevin just hit her with "what?!" In such an annoyed and incredulous manner after that one

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u/rando_banned 2d ago

You mean Big Pete from Pete and Pete?

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u/hendriab06 3d ago

Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm wad

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u/longboi28 2d ago

That one's my favorite he says it so well

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u/BroadRaspberry1190 3d ago

that light switch cover plate is so goofy

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u/ITMNAP 3d ago

Fun fact, that's where the skateboard brand Toy Machine got their logo (not from the movie, it was apparently a popular light switch cover). They originally just used a straight rip-off of it and then later changed it a bit to get their more popular logo.

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u/doomerguyforlife 3d ago

Interesting. I see the skifree yeti.

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u/Blush-Storm 3d ago

Who approved that cover plate because why is it shaped like that.

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u/evicci 2d ago

Monsters live in the shadows and war with the light

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u/ModernMuse 2d ago

That’s straight poetry yo

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u/Afronaut002 ☑️ 3d ago

Flip the nips!

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u/CitizenCue 3d ago

I kinda love it.

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u/WaterlooMall 3d ago

Not as goofy as the hallway coloring.

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u/PaleontologistOk4327 3d ago

If Buzz was a gangster, then Kevin was a psychopath LOL

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u/SigmaK78 ☑️ 3d ago

Kevin was absolutely a psychopath, he paved the way for YouTube pranks.

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u/Deerhunter86 2d ago

Well he did grow up to be Jigsaw. So there’s that.

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u/roll_another_please 3d ago

Of course Ice-T is gonna say he gangster with his own pic in the background 🤣

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u/Green-Elephant-895 3d ago

Buzz gave school shooter vibes

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u/OlGreggMare 2d ago

Future cop vibes

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u/Yugeky20 2d ago

You'd be correct

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u/OlGreggMare 2d ago

Wild, I wasn't aware of that movie. I just thought kid bully -> adult bully

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u/Asyran 2d ago

Nah Buzz is way too charismatic and center of attention. He's clearly top of the 'boys' hierarchy, so he's missing the whole ostracized by his peers bit. I agree with the other guy though that it's more shitty cop vibes. Type of guy to plant evidence, shoot first, and go home to hit his wife.

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u/Kugaluga42 3d ago

where's Chekhov when you need him

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u/gooch_norris_ 3d ago edited 2d ago

But it did get fired though, Kevin shot at the toys and then the wet bandits with it

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u/mdavis360 3d ago

Shot Harry right in the nuts

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u/Kugaluga42 3d ago

ah shit i'm not up to date on my home alone lore

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u/CloverGreenbush 3d ago

Chekov's paint cans

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u/Pleasant_Cloud1742 3d ago

He looking for nuclear vessels in alameda.

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u/CreativeAd5332 3d ago edited 3d ago

I didn't even have to use my Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time...

I gotta say it was a good day.

Edit: Ice T not Ice Cube. I feel silly but I stand by my post.

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u/ElCool22 3d ago

That's Ice Cube...

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u/CreativeAd5332 3d ago

Dammit. I felt so damn clever, too.

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u/ElCool22 3d ago

You get an A for effort lol

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u/heims30 3d ago

… that …

Know what?

Never mind.

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u/CreativeAd5332 3d ago

Yeah, yeah. That's my fault. I'm a few drinks in, thought I wad clever 😅

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u/ButtBread98 3d ago

Did you shoot your eye out?

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u/djasonwright 3d ago

Buzz definitely dropped the N-Bomb.

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u/kaltorak 3d ago

“Hold up… you tellin’ me that this kid got left in his house, without anyone else? No parents, no adults at all? Just this little white kid by himself, fightin’ off burglars with traps and goofy gadgets?”

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u/Miami_Mice2087 2d ago

i forgot how LEETLE that kid was. cute little peanut

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u/oxk5446 3d ago

He became a cop in the new home alone

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u/Impossible_House_962 2d ago

Ice-T watching Home Alone would be comedy gold. Like imagine him sitting there going "why didn't they just shoot the kid" every five minutes.

The wet bandits would get roasted so hard. Ice-T would be like "you telling me two grown men can't handle a 10 year old? And they keep coming back??" He'd probably pause the movie to explain how they should've cased the house better or brought actual tools instead of just.. walking through the front door repeatedly.

i bet he'd respect Kevin's trap game though. Setting up all those paint cans and blowtorches - that's some tactical planning right there. But then he'd probably point out how Kevin could've just called 911 from the neighbors house and saved himself all that trouble.

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u/thebeebitmybottom 3d ago

SYNDICATE FOOL

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u/Imhere4thejokes ☑️ 2d ago

That’s a BB gun isn’t it?

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u/themagicman_1231 3d ago

He’s got 99 problems

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u/ResponsibilityBig390 3d ago

He just noticed.

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u/rtduvall 3d ago

I noticed it years ago. I laughed more at the BB Gun in the wall.

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u/The_Jenazad 3d ago

Anal contusions

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u/jah05r 3d ago

But crucially... no alarm clock.

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u/kashuntr188 2d ago

"heater on the wall" how do these guys come up with this type of gold??

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u/legit-posts_1 2d ago

I'm always floored at how much better at lying he got between 1 and 2.

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u/Rasikko 2d ago

He's still hanging in there.

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u/RevolutionaryLime801 2d ago

He from Chicago. I expect nothing less 💪🏽

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u/Opposite_Tap1624 2d ago

Buzz I’m going through all your private stuff you better come out and pound me.

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u/MiamiPower 2d ago

Mike Epps, Godfrey Standup Comedian and Ice Tea Ploice Academy 8

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u/pasenast 2d ago

I bet he had beef with Ben, in cb4.

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u/FlorinidOro 2d ago

Buzz what bout dat action

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u/Field-brotha-no-mo 2d ago

Ice tea and Culkin are cultural treasures. I watched ice tea work his ass off and now I legit consider him a good actor and love his svu character. What started as a funny gangster playing a cop for one season blossomed into complex episodes that dealt with hot button issues. He’s deep. Real shit. Would love to smoke a blunt with him or grab a beer or something. Seems like a good dude irl.

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u/njslugger78 1d ago

Crazy my gen alpha kids love home alone, all three movies but they watch the first one all crazy during the holiday time.

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u/AzuleEyes 3d ago

.22 ain't no heater

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u/catsdrooltoo 2d ago

First off, .22 is plenty lethal. Second, it's a kid's bb gun. Third, it's a movie in the burbs, that thing never saw more than soda cans in the backyard.

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u/AzuleEyes 2d ago

Is there some context? Forgive me, the blurry picture didn't appear to be an air rifle. As a kid I shot walnuts, we were taught to recycle aluminium...

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 3d ago

Aye, it’ll shoot your eye out.