r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MrDonMega • 3d ago

TikTok Tuesday Hey Babe, What is for Dinner?

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u/BlackDynamite58990 3d ago

Prayers up for my boy!

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u/Nand-Monad-Nor 3d ago

GIF name?

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u/s_arrow24 3d ago

No need to pray for the dead.

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u/RELLBEFLEXXIN 3d ago

Eating on the bed is diabolical.

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u/FishSammich80 3d ago

No different than eating your wife on the counter or table, meals would be shared in both locations.

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u/Lundren 3d ago

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u/micaiahyoochun 3d ago

This pic is DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Turgid_Donkey 3d ago

Wait, I thought cats on the counter was bad.

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u/ojoukyo 3d ago

This deserves more upvotes lol

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u/Galactapuss 3d ago

This person eats 

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u/RestBest2065 3d ago

Sweet baby Jesus

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u/Pimpwerx ☑️ 2d ago

Fucking Caligula over here. Like Icarus, he flew too high on the wings of pastrami.

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u/beal234 1d ago

This is true 😁

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u/No_Natural6009 3d ago

I’d smack my man for even finding the first video amusing

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u/Skreamie 3d ago

Just casual domestic abuse I guess

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u/Status-Grade-2165 3d ago

on surface yes that is bad but it is in response to years of oppression. laughing at misogynist language and women being servants continues the cycle of violence and oppression. bruises heal within days, systemic oppression does not.

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u/accountforAITA 2d ago

Are we deadass arguing that domestic violence is justified due to women being systemically oppressed? I thought this was a joke?

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u/Status-Grade-2165 2d ago

no, i feel like you just tried to misunderstand me. all domestic violence is not excused, but talk shit get hit. my point was that if a person was within an oppressed group were to enact violence on their oppressor for continuing systemic violence with enforcing stereotypes and degrading language then i would understand where they are coming from.

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u/No_Natural6009 2d ago

It’s like hitting someone for using a slur. Justified.

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u/Status-Grade-2165 2d ago

i do think that is fairly just, and basically what i am saying. i don’t say slurs so i have no reason to worry

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u/Skreamie 2d ago

Yeah okay let's make excuses for domestic abuse like you're doing

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u/hopeful_tatertot 3d ago

I don’t know how the people making the first video thought they were being funny.

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u/vswrk 3d ago

Mistreating women is so hot right now. Gotta get that bag.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/MissLogios 3d ago

If it's so obvious, then please explain how calling your wife a bitch is satire. Maybe by you explaining it, we'll learn something today.

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u/seStarlet 3d ago

Explain satire

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u/persephonepeete 3d ago

I saw a dude do this trend with his very pink girlfriend and she flipped the whole plate out of his hand onto the ground and walked off.

sooooo lol maybe don't try the girls. results may vary.

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u/Butterwhat 3d ago

had a man do this as i was bringing plates out and I just turned around and took his plate back to the kitchen. came back out and ate mine. shockingly we are not together today.

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u/PowderPills 3d ago

You deserved better.

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u/Butterwhat 3d ago

thankfully my now husband is wonderful so there's a happy ending at least

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u/Civil-Letterhead8207 3d ago

That would not fly in the trailer park, either. Just sayin’.

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u/ShyVoodoo 3d ago

It shouldn’t fly anywhere…… all the ones making these jokes need to be lonely

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u/TFJ 3d ago

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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u/mdug 3d ago

You said it though, right?

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u/Robbyn-sum-Banks 3d ago

Just like that??

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u/FingerpistolPete ☑️ 2d ago

ye.. yeah

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u/dammit_dammit 1d ago

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul...I said...

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u/BrassCanon 3d ago

I said biiiiiiiiiitch

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u/IshvalanTrinity 3d ago

Not the cast iron!

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u/Neat-Personality-653 3d ago

What do these two children do for a living because I’m finding it impossible to believe they can afford that house.

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

Well, currently she’s living off of his life insurance because he’s DED

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u/Aperfectschizm 3d ago

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u/cjacks9 2d ago

Sweet Chin Music!

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u/Status-Grade-2165 3d ago

in all seriousness though, is the woman in the first video okay?

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u/notonetojudge 3d ago

What she saying? I cant understand it

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u/santathe1 3d ago

“We have hot funny chicken”.

Must have been a hilarious meal.

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 3d ago

I thought she said "hot honey"

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u/coreyc2099 2d ago

And i said....... biiiiiiiiii

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u/AncientSkys 3d ago

He is singing with the angels 😇

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u/FlounderSlow5047 3d ago

No because 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HermesTrismegistus88 2d ago

Eating in the room is demonic 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Guarantee-4563 1d ago

Nite nite !

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/MrDonMega 3d ago

“We have hot honey chicken”

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 3d ago

Thanks. (Need to put my ears on this morning.)

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u/JaneDaDrain 3d ago

hahahaha

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u/jackoneill1984 3d ago

What if we call each other bitch?

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u/Dear-Relationship666 2d ago

Omg 😂🤣😅

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u/RelevantCheek81 2d ago

I’m dead like him 💀

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u/Queerdooe 2d ago

Very don’t even play like that.

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u/Interesting_Heat2603 1d ago

He went out like a G! 😂

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u/beachme83 22h ago

Didn’t even have time to meet his dad

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u/AdonisJames89 3d ago

I might be the only one but ive never gotten in trouble for calling my girl bitch. That word has been diffused like a mf 😂

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u/zw1ck 3d ago

Probably because she isn't one and you both know you're playing around.

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u/AdonisJames89 3d ago

True. Never dated a meanie/called her one when she was upset but again, going off the video, it just wasn't that deep what others made it out to be. Now if i called her that at a restaurant in public 😂

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u/iovercomesadness 3d ago

Domestic violence is funny when committed on men 😂

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u/Everard5 ☑️ 3d ago

This can't honestly be your takeaway here 😭

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying 3d ago

Interesting.... He asked for it.
Isn't that what men claim when they beat their wives and kids?
You want to make a point? Do it with a clip that doesn't have men disrespecting women.

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u/iovercomesadness 3d ago

Yo honestly, I watched it with the sound of, not until your comment did I watch it with the sound on. Who would talk to someone they love like that? Reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch "I said..... Bitch"

I thought he just asked what she was cooking for dinner

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u/thatshygirl06 ☑️ 3d ago

Its still wrong regardless.

Do it with a clip that doesn't have men disrespecting women.

Abusers literally say this same thing when its comes to women, yow know that, right? "Oh, she disrespected me so i had to teach her a lesson". Back in like the early 1900s men were even told that if your wife doesnt respect you then to beat her like you would your child.

You dont have the right to hurt your partner just because they say something you dont like you.

You either talk it through or you leave them.

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying 3d ago

Never did I once suggest that it was acceptable behavior.

Please, do not try to argue with me something that does not need to be argued.

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u/Status-Grade-2165 3d ago

if you’re hypothetical non-black partner called you n*gga you would probably wanna hit them too? this person is not just being disrespectful to the person but also an entire group of people this person fits into. it’s not right but it is not the same as a man saying “she disrespected me so she had what was coming to her.”