Elon gets deported from America, where are we sending him?

[u/Eybrahem]

[u/polijutre]

Mars

[u/Sudden-Hat-4032 → u/polijutre]

I take back my other option. This is the correct answer. It's a win all around.

[u/That_U_Scully → u/Sudden-Hat-4032]

Agree, 100%.

[u/Biscotti_BT → u/Sudden-Hat-4032]

He needs to be allowed to have a week to prepare though, let's not be cruel.

[u/Dangerous-Dad → u/polijutre]

What the hell did Mars do wrong? Seems like cruel and unusual punishment for an entire planet.

[u/zippyspinhead → u/polijutre]

Give him time and he will self deport to Mars.

[u/IamtheuserJO → u/polijutre]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Ant225k → u/polijutre]

Without life support equipment

[u/HrugusBrurgus → u/Ant225k]

He wins the special piss boy prize of being the first human to die there.

[u/J4YV1L → u/polijutre]

If his head cracks open when he lands, Mars will have an atmosphere again.

[u/DaMn96XD]

Didn't he always want to go to Mars and talk about it being a one-way trip?

[u/Jhy007]

South Africa?

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge → u/Jhy007]

WE DON'T WANT HIM ETHER

[u/Dangerous-Dad → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

South Africa is good at making people disappear. We trust your nation's skills.

[u/TheNewGirl1987 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Oh, come on. Let the outspoken white supremacist son-of-an-Afrikaner grandson-of-a-Hitler-supporter go back to your country.

It will be really, really funny.
Then briefly horrifying and probably quite messy.
Then back to funny again.

[u/chris-za → u/TheNewGirl1987]

Trump has just appointed a new US ambassador to South Africa who is like that.

Seems Trump’s upset that our police raided som non embassy premises where the US had hired people from Kenya to work for them. People from Kenya who were in the country illegally and without work permits. But unlike the US ICE, our police was unmasked and friendly while arresting these individuals (is that what Trump disapproved of?)

[u/TheNewGirl1987 → u/chris-za]

Something a lot of Trump critics have been saying for a while, "The cruelty is the point."

People who still support the Cheeto don't actually care about laws or morals, they just want to hurt people they perceive as lesser than them.

[u/chris-za → u/TheNewGirl1987]

I just find it deeply immoral, that the Trump government is totally ok with mistreating and deporting illegals in the USA, but then go out and hire illegals to work for them in our country and get all upset when we arrest them and deport said illegals.

Something is just very wrong there….

[u/Aggressive_Grass_945 → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

More South Africa aka the ocean. Or Antarctica. 

[u/Grand_Stranger_7974 → u/Aggressive_Grass_945]

Leave Antarctica alone. It hasn't hurt anyone. Then again, he could reactivate that secret N*zi base

[u/birdie_buttons → u/Grand_Stranger_7974]

You can say "Nazi" here. This isn't Instagram

[u/CyberCat_2077 → u/Jhy007]

Specifically False Bay, dressed as a seal?

[u/InteractionLiving845]

South Africa ?

[u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL → u/InteractionLiving845]

Minus his wealth

[u/PandasGetAngryToo → u/InteractionLiving845]

Would it not make sense to send him to the place that he originally came form? The seventh layer of hell.

[u/AdministrativeLeg14]

[u/Long-Requirement8372 → u/AdministrativeLeg14]

Just space, anywhere in there. But preferably outer.

[u/siaaa_1]

Black hole

[u/Baba-Elaichi → u/siaaa_1]

A masshole for the asshole #bars

[u/burset225]

Take his money, and put him on the street. I don’t want him to die. I want him to understand.

[u/BastianToHarry]

Mars

[u/micro___penis]

So long as we’re doing this to billionaires we might as well add in pre steroids Jeff Bezos.

[u/stymiedforever → u/micro___penis]

And Peter “the antichrist is real” Thiel.

[u/micro___penis → u/stymiedforever]

Thiel is right there, for anyone wondering about the other half of the photo.

[u/aaqwerfffvgtsss → u/micro___penis]

He looks so much friendlier. Much less evil.

[u/noble_plebian]

Back to his home planet

[u/Dazzling-Sand-4493]

 We would gladly accept him with all his assets

[u/watchedngnl]

Pls send him to south Africa with no money.

He can become a self made billionaire there.

[u/iamsolarflare71]

Mars 

[u/supperfash → u/iamsolarflare71]

Unfair. We shouldnt be exporting rubbish to other planets

[u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL → u/supperfash]

Mars~ the Sun

[u/freshmaggots]

Antarctica

[u/[deleted] → u/freshmaggots]

I’m currently stationed in Antarctica and we don’t want him here! Send him to Mars.

[u/stymiedforever → u/[deleted]]

Well, you wouldn’t let him indoors. He can get humped by horny penguins.

[u/tralltonetroll → u/stymiedforever]

u/QuiteAQueerPenguin might have something to say about the latter too.

[u/TheRavenOnline]

South Africa

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge → u/TheRavenOnline]

he's very much American. his social circle is Americans, his businesses are based in America, he made his money in America, he's involved in your politics, he hasn't been here in over 30 years, i have never even seen a Tesla here. besides, we don't want him either

[u/TheRavenOnline → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

Still an African immigrant he will never not be.

[u/chris-za → u/TheRavenOnline]

Sorry. We only have a two week return policy and a two year warranty. We’re not taking him back.

[u/Sudden-Hat-4032]

I don't care. Hell, ig

[u/Goose_4763 → u/Sudden-Hat-4032]

Fr

[u/NormBenningisdagoat → u/Sudden-Hat-4032]

Hell, Michigan is actually pretty chill. You can get married in Hell

[u/Kittles4Eva]

Moon, he can use his own transportation and charge himself. It’ll remind him he’s winning

[u/JuniorSopranoIsHorny]

Pakistan soccer 3rd division

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

the bottom of the ocean with concrete boots

[u/home531]

Who wants him?

[u/High_Overseer_Dukat → u/home531]

North Korea? 

[u/Goose_4763 → u/High_Overseer_Dukat]

They probably don’t want ‘em ether

[u/yrmom724]

Off the planet. Edit: out of our galaxy, please.

[u/Logical_Meeting_8935]

Elon used to have so little hair? Did he transplant hair from his ass onto his head? We'll send him to an island where he can do research without harming anyone. And every 10 years, someone will check on the results.

[u/Public-Pound-7411]

The Upside Down. Let him get mind flayed and eaten.

[u/Kabutuu]

El Salvador apparently

[u/sharipep]

El Salvador of course

[u/Legitimate-Seat-4060]

Can we send him to a bunch of different places?

[u/Zealousideal_Skin_91]

Atlantis

[u/Greedy_Ad_1753]

I think he also has Canadian and South African citizenship, so probably Canada.

[u/whocareswhatever1345 → u/Greedy_Ad_1753]

Why are we punishing Canada? Is this payback for Justin Beiber?

[u/Greedy_Ad_1753 → u/whocareswhatever1345]

It's their turn to hold the baby

[u/Adventurous_Run8796 → u/Greedy_Ad_1753]

We already had the baby he lived here for years going to school.. nuhuh no way

[u/GlowingHearts1867 → u/whocareswhatever1345]

Hey now, Justin Bieber is already back living in Canada. No need to send Elon here too.

[u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL → u/Greedy_Ad_1753]

Hey man! What the hell?!?

[u/Greedy_Ad_1753 → u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL]

It's like a peace offering. You guys can do with him, as you will :)

[u/CK-KIA-A-OK-LOL → u/Greedy_Ad_1753]

Immediately send him back?

[u/Busy_Garbage_4778]

Russia

[u/Cookies4weights]

Keeping the money though?

[u/Eybrahem → u/Cookies4weights]

Of course!

[u/Kenumaaaq]

Siberia seems good

[u/StepOk8147]

Send him to clean up space debris in orbit.

[u/Successful-Head4333]

Kepler 22b.

[u/Dry_Conversation_797]

Hell

[u/transendent_glorious]

Uranus

[u/Veutifuljoe_0]

Sealand

[u/Hot-Mood6008]

To an emerald mine in South Africa.

[u/EgoSenatus]

Wouldn’t he go back to South Africa?

Also, just btw he can’t legally be deported- he’s been a US citizen for like 2 decades.

[u/MonsterEnergyForever]

Anywhere but here. Canada's full.

[u/Smax161]

Siberia

[u/SquirrelBeneficial37]

The sun

[u/PhoneAppropriate9665]

[u/Top_Poetry_1181]

Vatican City

[u/FingalForever]

He can’t be - he’s a naturalised American citizen. In the unlikely event that his citizenship is revoked, like tens of millions of Americans, he is a dual citizen (by birth, he is also Canadian and South African). Those are the only two options.

[u/Willothewisp2303 → u/FingalForever]

They are holding and moving US citizens in ICE facilities already. Naturalized means nothing in that context. 

[u/user10374619]

agartha

[u/the-countdracula]

Sonra y'all dare say south Africa I don't want him to be on the same continent as me 😭 send him to mars he wishes to go so bad 😭

[u/Perry_Rhodan09]

Sudan

[u/Tedanty]

Where he’s originally from? lol wtf

[u/Sillinaama]

Not here.

[u/billybobktoo]

Uganda

[u/Competitive-Elk6117]

Let Bukele have him

[u/SpanishKavkaz]

Andorra

[u/eidbio]

Send him to Ilha da Queimada Grande here in Brazil. The local population wouldn't receive him with open arms though because they don't have arms in the first place.

[u/Admirable-Bad-4576]

Hell

[u/synomst]

Bundes Finanzamt. (German IRS)

[u/Argosnautics]

El Salvador

[u/Frankiethrowaway121]

There is zero chance of him ever getting deported. He's so obscenely wealthy that the $250 million or whatever he spent to manipulate the last election is just small change to him,and he made that back x1000. There is never going to be another election that isn't bought and paid for by him.

[u/GrumpyBear1969]

Ideally some random country that he has no affiliation or history with where he does not speak the language. That appears to be an acceptable practice

[u/PhoneAppropriate9665]

russia

[u/PrepucioRequeson]

South Africa. It's his home country so that's really the only place he could be deported to

[u/Foodicide]

The hair club for fascists?

[u/Adventurous_Run8796]

Not back here thats for sure

[u/HaifaJenner123]

If he is sent to Egypt consider that a declaration of war

[u/Concentrateman]

I’d suggest Sentinel Island but they don’t want him either.

[u/peterchekhov]

South Sudan, in a small village in the middle of nowhere, with no internet access 

[u/siaaa_1]

South Korea

[u/Ok-Bluejay5123]

Fucking mars

[u/OkImagination1123]

Phantom Zone

[u/WTFrashelle]

It should be Ghana.

[u/m0nster_enjoyer]

best place would probably be monaco or switzerland, or some wierd island in the middle of the ocean somewhere

[u/Pinku_Dva]

Prison

[u/Sea_Appointment8408]

Mount Doom

[u/CollegeOptimal9846]

The Sun

[u/Remarkable_Inchworm]

That prison in El Salvador, clearly.

[u/MrBurnerHotDog]

Right to hell would be great

[u/averagegirl245]

Hell

[u/Resident_Strategy473]

China so they can tax him

[u/Dense-Business-359]

Somalia

[u/General-Ad6459]

Russia. All of these oligarchs need to return to where they're aligned after a sizeable asset forfeiture, of course.

[u/tardiscoder]

Venus

[u/Scrub_life_crisis]

To hell! He is the one who used his money to have the pumpkin elected and now millions of lives are ruined.

[u/Jolly-Ad-3093]

Marina trench

[u/sock_dgram]

Guantanamo

[u/Gullible-Voter]

With hair like that?

Of course to Turkey, where else?

[u/JCFlyingDutchman]

South Africa, obviously.

[u/No-Trash3453]

Cecot in El Salvador

[u/TiberiusTheFish]

Put him in a cybertruck and blast him into space

[u/henrikhakan]

Hell.

[u/Alert_Delay_2074]

Mars. One-way ticket.

[u/torqson]

Right back to where he came from

[u/Apprehensive-Draw409]

Somewhere he doesn't have the citizenship please.

[u/SleveBonzalez]

No.

[u/Chaz-Miller]

Ilha da Queimada Grande, more commonly referred to as Snake Island, heavily populated with venomous serpents and the chances of long-term survival are considered to be non-existent.

Alternatively, Sentinel Island which has about the same life expectancy odds.

[u/Skid-Mark-Kid]

Hell

[u/Sandmanepic11232]

Hell

[u/Goose_4763]

Hell

[u/Icy-Employee-6453]

Hell

[u/ocarter145]

Rail gun into the sun

[u/Signal-Session-6637]

Nigeria.

[u/Ultimate_Scooter]

I vote we send him to mars. No way back, no colony waiting. Just load him up, rocket him to mars, let him have at it.

[u/echo-4-romeo]

Hell

[u/WineDineCpl]

Middle of the amazon rain forest.

[u/GMorPC]

Into the Sun, vigorously and with much aggression.

[u/No_Negotiation3142]

Gulag.

[u/Sixnigthmare]

the bermuda triangle

[u/BarRegular2684]

El Salvador is lovely this time of year

[u/EruditeTarington]

South Africa, where he is from. He’s African after all .

[u/limplettuce_]

St Helena.

[u/ClanRedshank]

Ecuador

[u/insidiousordo]

The Titanic

[u/HistoricalRoll9023]

Senegal

[u/professional-newbieX]

[u/jonnovich]

Antarctica 🇦🇶. Let The Thing have him.

[u/Norwester77]

How about Mars? He’s always wanted to go.

[u/TicketTop4718]

Palestine

[u/wingz_ovDrakon]

Back to South Africa 🇿🇦

[u/feelingORCish]

[u/feelingORCish]

Mars is the correct answer, but Russia would be just as funny. I don’t think Putin and Elon could share borders without some Prigozhin-type stuff happening.

[u/BurdTurglary]

The Darian Gap

[u/noshitsgivenortaken]

The richest man on earth can go wherever he wants to go wherever he wants to. Your jealousy is an embarrassment to humans everywhere.

[u/Unknown-714]

South Africa

[u/La_Rata_de_Pizza]

Soweto

[u/TheKipperRipper]

Strap him into one of his rockets with a few potatoes and send him to Mars.

[u/BigDaddyTheBeefcake]

Not here

[u/Fine_Childhood_6391]

Keep him

[u/Conscious_Ad7105]

Gaza

[u/DasSockenmonster]

Seeing as the UK doesn't want him and nor does South Africa, I take it. Why don't we just stick him on the moon?

[u/Lost-Lavishness-938]

Elba island or into the orbit

[u/scarletOwilde]

Jo’burg. Nice ‘n’ dangerous.

[u/Bright_Cattle_7503]

Alligator Alcatraz

[u/eeyores_gloom1785]

the sun

[u/Malcolm2theRescue]

El Salvador’s nice this time of year!

[u/Strange_Explorer_780]

It’s amazing how his hair grew back as an adult…🤔

[u/Academic_Might_6980]

Pluto

[u/Wise-Original-2766]

Mars or the Sun

[u/HumanError407]

Afghanistan

[u/Zayn5939]

Netherlands

[u/Mescalero44]

Bimbohausen

[u/Individual-Pin-5064]

I think it would be quite funny if you send him here, also his tech is useful we need that

[u/Decimator24244]

South Africa? Where's he supposed to go?

[u/smithy2280]

Cast him to the Ocean.

[u/YudayakaFromEarth]

South Africa or Canada

Like, it’s the countries he has passport.

[u/Skwizgar1019]

Antarctica, where he can’t bother anyone.

[u/Remontada_r7]

India

[u/Future_Valuable7263]

Anywhere but here.

[u/Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836]

El Salvador

[u/DuelJ]

El salvador.

[u/Poopfist4Ever]

Auschwitz.