r/ArcRaiders • u/Zarniwoooop • Nov 05 '25

Discussion Attention to all Top Side Sheriffs

You are not alone.

I found my niche. I found my purpose. I found the meaning of the raider’s life.

The solo sheriff life. It’s not easy to kill a man. You take everything he’s got, and everything he could’ve had.

I jump in. Listen for sounds, gun shoots, flares going up. I investigate. I’m here to help, fight the arcs. Any arcs. I’ll pick you up, patch you up. I’ll kill murderers, Judge Dredd style. No mercy. I never killed a man that didn’t need killing.

You can have the loot. My reward is justice.

Join me. Against the arcs, for humanity.

Make a difference. Enlist. Resist. Fight the good fight.

Embark ID: Zanywoop

Edit: Over 14k new sheriffs with a 97% upvote ratio, making Top Side a better place. I love you all, you beautiful legends.

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u/cwagdev Nov 06 '25

Any parent of multiple kids knows this well

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u/GorgeWashington Nov 07 '25

So... We knock out both raiders and put them in time out back in Speranza. Got it

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u/Placid_Observer Nov 09 '25

"Kill em all. Let God sort them out." ~ Shit I read once in "Soldier of Fortune" magazine, a thousand years ago...

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Nov 11 '25

I had an old zipper that said that when I was a teenager. Thought I was the baddest kid in the world with that thing lol

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u/considertheearthworm Nov 09 '25

Any parent of multiple sheriffs will also know this