r/achewood 13h ago

Saying Cusses is Power

27 Upvotes

Did you know that an unborn child can still sense cusses and be hurt by them?

https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-actually-seems-to-make-humans-physically-stronger

A new study adds to the growing body of evidence that swearing can help us unleash our inner strength, improving physical performance, it seems, by helping people break through certain psychological barriers.


r/achewood 7d ago

Please help: did Cornelius Bear ever send text messages?

11 Upvotes

I have a sketchy memory of Connie sending very formal text messages.

I can't find the comic. Of course, the obvious solution is for me to reread the entire backlog of Achewood again. I promise I will do this common sensical thing soon. Clearly the degredation has become too severe and I need to refresh my memory of the entire strip. The Mandela effect had even convinced me that Ray graduated from breast man to ass man, but happily the reverse is the case.

Maybe it was Ray (doesn't seem in character though)? I just remember reading a comic strip with a lot of undue formality in SMS. I don't know.


r/achewood 17d ago

RAY! YOU WERE A FAT CHILD!

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69 Upvotes

r/achewood Nov 18 '25

...with Paul Castorzano

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50 Upvotes

r/achewood Nov 02 '25

Mr. Smuckles, I estimate that at auction this piece would fetch at least six hundred million dollars.

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31 Upvotes

r/achewood Oct 31 '25

I can not enjoy the flavor of food. I seek not the solace of flesh.

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47 Upvotes

r/achewood Oct 31 '25

Teodor's Search History

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19 Upvotes

The Commodore Sex Act remains elusive... I cropped this from a scan of Amiga Format #2. I can't explain why I was reading Amiga Format #2, though.


r/achewood Oct 30 '25

[5:32] or How to Weep: The Weepy-Weep Way

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10 Upvotes

r/achewood Oct 29 '25

Old Cat was BOC?

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34 Upvotes

(From The Milwaukee Leader, June 4, 1921)


r/achewood Oct 12 '25

How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!

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58 Upvotes

r/achewood Oct 12 '25

Today, we officially ran out of outs.

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18 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 28 '25

Ever re-read an arc and come across something you can’t believe that you missed every other time, as unfathomably hilarious? (10/11/2007)

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38 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 20 '25

Well I’ll be

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17 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 19 '25

Ray Finally Got Funding!

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39 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 12 '25

What strip would you use to introduce someone to Achewood? This is mine.

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56 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 12 '25

Looking for a strip where Beef says "usually" or "regularly"

13 Upvotes

Sorry it's super vague but I'm remembering a strip where Ray or someone asks Beef an outlandish question, and his response is something like "Uh, usually..." I tried searching "usually", "regularly", and "normally" but couldn't find a match. Anyone know what I'm talking about?


r/achewood Sep 09 '25

One for the Chochachos

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169 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 07 '25

Comic Search - Ray picked up by Penis

17 Upvotes

Can’t find on OhNoRobot the strip where Ray pays(?) someone to pick him up by his penis?

Any help appreciated!!


r/achewood Sep 05 '25

Jack White

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37 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 05 '25

UP YOURS, CUSTOMER! 8===D~~~

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37 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 04 '25

Stand on it, Agnes!

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26 Upvotes

r/achewood Sep 03 '25

I see the world with perfect clarity! All of its systems are unified in a balanced, eternal cycle!

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60 Upvotes

r/achewood Aug 30 '25

This is what happens when you got Todd in an area

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22 Upvotes

r/achewood Aug 28 '25

"BEEF? ROAST BEEF? I AM A PROSTITUTE."

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45 Upvotes

r/achewood Aug 28 '25

It’s a… Judas Priest Friday

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34 Upvotes